Belated New Years Flash!

Happy New Year, Animal Lovers!

*Sigh* another year, come and gone. Now, for the highlights of the year (I am a walking cliché, I know!)

I painted my nails orange. How is this a highlight? Don’t ask me. I will put in a picture of my orange nails. Aren’t they simply amazing? That is not my middle finger. Don’t even ask if it is! >< I need to re-paint soon. You can totally see my growing nail. Should I do yellow?

I moved back to the Midwest (and met C.Y. and L.N.! Yaaaaaay!) By the way, did you know that “yay” with 6 “a”s has the Word correction guess of “Yavapai”? What the crap is a “Yavapai”? According to Dictionary.com, the definition of “Yavapai” is 1.
a member of a tribe of North American Indians who live in Arizona.
2. the Yuman language of the Yavapai.
The word “Yavapai” is much cooler when you don’t know what it means. I was hoping for at least an exotic fruit! That was so off-topic it hurts.

I started this blog. BAM! The best highlight of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now, Animal Lovers can flock around and read my blog of amazington. Which, of course, we don’t because animal lovers are all flocking around PETA, not us amazing bloggers! It is *sigh* my fate.

I started walking 15 minutes a day to get to school. In winter. Aren’t highlights supposed to be happy happy joy joy? I don’t know. Are they? Hmmm… *contemplates for a couple hours* Oh, whateves. No one cares, do they? DO THEY???

I decided to have a chicken. Wait, was that last year? Hmmmm… *contemplates for another couple hours* Again, I say, whateves. This year, give or take a couple years, who cares?

For the news report… *alt-tabs to gmail*
Donna Karan Dumps Fur!

Yay! Of course, this was done with this reeally sick website. It’s not in my inbox, thank God, but it’s like Donnakaranbucherbunnies.com or something like that. Just google search that. You’ll find it. There is NO FRICKING WAY I am going to find that website. It makes me want to puke.