Ros is out of links of awesomest. She is in need of more. Post them in comments or email to rosqro at gmail dot com.
Here is a list of facts of importance. Please add other necessary-yet-totally-stupid facts in comments, or, as I said, emailed to rosqro at gmail dot com.
1. Fire is painful
2. Bombs are not to be thrown to your BFF as a joke.
3. Grenades were not made to be swallowed.
4. If you decide to be a vampire, an epidemic is not a good time to start
5. Swiss people don’t like getting stabbed by pokey things. (Don’t ask me why)
6. Nether do rats, by the way.
7. I am an animal rights activist (never would have guessed, right?)
8. You are on a computer
9. There is a 1% chance you will ever come back to this blog, and if you do, there is a 99% chance you are family/friends.
10. Animals
11. Animals
12. Animals
13. Animals
14. Animals
15. Animals
16. Animals
17. There is an 80% chance that you have stopped reading by now.
18. Does that mean that I can make random comments now?
19. Oh, wait…too late.
20. I am out of thngs to post about.
21. You probably didn’t realize that I just misspelled “Things”
22. You probably just went back up to check
23.
24. I didn’t write anything under 23.
25. I am done with this list.
Well, there you have it⎯25 things to read again and again until your brain melts. Homework- you are to memorize this list until you can repeat it back in order perfectly the first time.
Now that you have noticed, “Wow, Rosqro is really weird (what took you so long?)” We can get on with our lives with me being weird and you being so bored that you memorize a list of very stupid boring things just getting even more bored out of you mind and wondering what the heck you’re doing reading a blog written by someone you don’t even know then realizing that I am your daughter and then wondering what your daughter is doing writing weird blog posts then wondering what your doing reading them then realizing that I should get a site meter than playing yourself in Tic tac toe AND KICKING YOURSELVES ^#* and realizing the meaning of the word bored.
And exuuuuse me for being weird.
Current events! My grandmother is here ☺☺ and OBAMA WON THE PRESEDENTIAL ELECTION (in your FACE C.Y!)
(Taps microphone) what’s that? What do you mean, the presidential election is no longer current events? What? Oh, fine, I’ll take it out of current events section (selects highlight, delete, redo) THIS IS MY BLOG I’LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!
(sighs) it’s a sad world we live in when the presidential election stops being current events after… what, a month?
According to the Internet, there was a hostile takeover by Pepsi. We have an amazing picture to show you-
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-dead-coke-can-pepsi-cans.jpg
Nice picture, right? And in Animal news, CRAP I HAVE TO MAIL SOME GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW I DIDN’T THINK THE CAMPAIGN WOULD REACH TIPPING POINT BEFORE I GOT THE EMAIL ADRESS!!!!!!!!!
GG, The Point, tipping at the worst times, I bet you coulda bugged that so no one else could join!! To do- write to a guy I don’t even know
Haha, pretending to have done something’ll throw them off for a bit.
No, no, I will mail the dude, just not now! Sigh
Sorry for a totally weird post. I will be less weird next time.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
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