Happy Thanksgiving, Animal lovers!
Not all turkeys will be slaughtered today! (Yaaaaay!) There will be one turkey that has been pardoned by the president. The turkey will be flown first class to Florida, where it will go to Disneyworld and lead the Thanksgiving Day parade. It will never be cooked into a meal.
Happy turkey!!!!!!! ☺ ☺ ☺
And Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Ros is out of links of awesomest. She is in need of more. Post them in comments or email to rosqro at gmail dot com.
Here is a list of facts of importance. Please add other necessary-yet-totally-stupid facts in comments, or, as I said, emailed to rosqro at gmail dot com.
1. Fire is painful
2. Bombs are not to be thrown to your BFF as a joke.
3. Grenades were not made to be swallowed.
4. If you decide to be a vampire, an epidemic is not a good time to start
5. Swiss people don’t like getting stabbed by pokey things. (Don’t ask me why)
6. Nether do rats, by the way.
7. I am an animal rights activist (never would have guessed, right?)
8. You are on a computer
9. There is a 1% chance you will ever come back to this blog, and if you do, there is a 99% chance you are family/friends.
10. Animals
11. Animals
12. Animals
13. Animals
14. Animals
15. Animals
16. Animals
17. There is an 80% chance that you have stopped reading by now.
18. Does that mean that I can make random comments now?
19. Oh, wait…too late.
20. I am out of thngs to post about.
21. You probably didn’t realize that I just misspelled “Things”
22. You probably just went back up to check
23.
24. I didn’t write anything under 23.
25. I am done with this list.
Well, there you have it⎯25 things to read again and again until your brain melts. Homework- you are to memorize this list until you can repeat it back in order perfectly the first time.
Now that you have noticed, “Wow, Rosqro is really weird (what took you so long?)” We can get on with our lives with me being weird and you being so bored that you memorize a list of very stupid boring things just getting even more bored out of you mind and wondering what the heck you’re doing reading a blog written by someone you don’t even know then realizing that I am your daughter and then wondering what your daughter is doing writing weird blog posts then wondering what your doing reading them then realizing that I should get a site meter than playing yourself in Tic tac toe AND KICKING YOURSELVES ^#* and realizing the meaning of the word bored.
And exuuuuse me for being weird.
Current events! My grandmother is here ☺☺ and OBAMA WON THE PRESEDENTIAL ELECTION (in your FACE C.Y!)
(Taps microphone) what’s that? What do you mean, the presidential election is no longer current events? What? Oh, fine, I’ll take it out of current events section (selects highlight, delete, redo) THIS IS MY BLOG I’LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!
(sighs) it’s a sad world we live in when the presidential election stops being current events after… what, a month?
According to the Internet, there was a hostile takeover by Pepsi. We have an amazing picture to show you-
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-dead-coke-can-pepsi-cans.jpg
Nice picture, right? And in Animal news, CRAP I HAVE TO MAIL SOME GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW I DIDN’T THINK THE CAMPAIGN WOULD REACH TIPPING POINT BEFORE I GOT THE EMAIL ADRESS!!!!!!!!!
GG, The Point, tipping at the worst times, I bet you coulda bugged that so no one else could join!! To do- write to a guy I don’t even know
Haha, pretending to have done something’ll throw them off for a bit.
No, no, I will mail the dude, just not now! Sigh
Sorry for a totally weird post. I will be less weird next time.
Here is a list of facts of importance. Please add other necessary-yet-totally-stupid facts in comments, or, as I said, emailed to rosqro at gmail dot com.
1. Fire is painful
2. Bombs are not to be thrown to your BFF as a joke.
3. Grenades were not made to be swallowed.
4. If you decide to be a vampire, an epidemic is not a good time to start
5. Swiss people don’t like getting stabbed by pokey things. (Don’t ask me why)
6. Nether do rats, by the way.
7. I am an animal rights activist (never would have guessed, right?)
8. You are on a computer
9. There is a 1% chance you will ever come back to this blog, and if you do, there is a 99% chance you are family/friends.
10. Animals
11. Animals
12. Animals
13. Animals
14. Animals
15. Animals
16. Animals
17. There is an 80% chance that you have stopped reading by now.
18. Does that mean that I can make random comments now?
19. Oh, wait…too late.
20. I am out of thngs to post about.
21. You probably didn’t realize that I just misspelled “Things”
22. You probably just went back up to check
23.
24. I didn’t write anything under 23.
25. I am done with this list.
Well, there you have it⎯25 things to read again and again until your brain melts. Homework- you are to memorize this list until you can repeat it back in order perfectly the first time.
Now that you have noticed, “Wow, Rosqro is really weird (what took you so long?)” We can get on with our lives with me being weird and you being so bored that you memorize a list of very stupid boring things just getting even more bored out of you mind and wondering what the heck you’re doing reading a blog written by someone you don’t even know then realizing that I am your daughter and then wondering what your daughter is doing writing weird blog posts then wondering what your doing reading them then realizing that I should get a site meter than playing yourself in Tic tac toe AND KICKING YOURSELVES ^#* and realizing the meaning of the word bored.
And exuuuuse me for being weird.
Current events! My grandmother is here ☺☺ and OBAMA WON THE PRESEDENTIAL ELECTION (in your FACE C.Y!)
(Taps microphone) what’s that? What do you mean, the presidential election is no longer current events? What? Oh, fine, I’ll take it out of current events section (selects highlight, delete, redo) THIS IS MY BLOG I’LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!
(sighs) it’s a sad world we live in when the presidential election stops being current events after… what, a month?
According to the Internet, there was a hostile takeover by Pepsi. We have an amazing picture to show you-
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-dead-coke-can-pepsi-cans.jpg
Nice picture, right? And in Animal news, CRAP I HAVE TO MAIL SOME GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW I DIDN’T THINK THE CAMPAIGN WOULD REACH TIPPING POINT BEFORE I GOT THE EMAIL ADRESS!!!!!!!!!
GG, The Point, tipping at the worst times, I bet you coulda bugged that so no one else could join!! To do- write to a guy I don’t even know
Haha, pretending to have done something’ll throw them off for a bit.
No, no, I will mail the dude, just not now! Sigh
Sorry for a totally weird post. I will be less weird next time.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
ANIMAL FLASH!!!!
Cut, copy and paste from a PETA email⎯
Let's keep the train on the tracks!
We are pleased as punch to report that—thanks to the hard work of many of you—two important ballot initiatives passed yesterday, making history for animals. California voters approved Proposition 2, which will ban some of the worst cruelty to animals raised for food in that state: keeping egg-laying chickens in battery cages so small that they can't spread their wings, keeping veal calves in crates for their entire miserable short lives, and keeping pregnant pigs in crates so small that they can't take a step forward or backward or turn around. Farmed animals in California will be given these basic necessities by 2015, but we will continue to spread the message that the best thing that people can do to help animals is to stop eating them altogether. Thank you to all the Californians who responded to our phone calls or who got involved after seeing PETA's remarkably lifelike pigs-in-stalls displays outside grocery stores. Millions of chickens, pigs, and cows will be spared horrific suffering, thanks to you.
On the other side of the country, Question 3 passed, which will ban greyhound racing in the state of Massachusetts by 2010. We have long supported the fabulous team of activists there and thank all of you who have worked so tirelessly to see this victory become a reality. Dogs who are used for racing typically spend 20 hours per day confined to cages measuring only 32 in. by 42 in. by 34 in. Many of the dogs can't even stand completely upright. The animals are also highly susceptible to injuries, including fractures, dislocations, lacerations, and amputations. And because injured dogs are no longer of use to the industry, they are often simply killed.
Yay! An animal flash! No splat fo us!!!!!
ANIMALS FO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's keep the train on the tracks!
We are pleased as punch to report that—thanks to the hard work of many of you—two important ballot initiatives passed yesterday, making history for animals. California voters approved Proposition 2, which will ban some of the worst cruelty to animals raised for food in that state: keeping egg-laying chickens in battery cages so small that they can't spread their wings, keeping veal calves in crates for their entire miserable short lives, and keeping pregnant pigs in crates so small that they can't take a step forward or backward or turn around. Farmed animals in California will be given these basic necessities by 2015, but we will continue to spread the message that the best thing that people can do to help animals is to stop eating them altogether. Thank you to all the Californians who responded to our phone calls or who got involved after seeing PETA's remarkably lifelike pigs-in-stalls displays outside grocery stores. Millions of chickens, pigs, and cows will be spared horrific suffering, thanks to you.
On the other side of the country, Question 3 passed, which will ban greyhound racing in the state of Massachusetts by 2010. We have long supported the fabulous team of activists there and thank all of you who have worked so tirelessly to see this victory become a reality. Dogs who are used for racing typically spend 20 hours per day confined to cages measuring only 32 in. by 42 in. by 34 in. Many of the dogs can't even stand completely upright. The animals are also highly susceptible to injuries, including fractures, dislocations, lacerations, and amputations. And because injured dogs are no longer of use to the industry, they are often simply killed.
Yay! An animal flash! No splat fo us!!!!!
ANIMALS FO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Adorable Puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Animals News Splat #1!
WELCOME TO ANIMALS FO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As all us animal-loving tree-huggers know, bad news (As it always seems to be on the animal rights trail!!) comes in splats, not flashes! (Like getting pooped on by a bird!)
Although a new animal rights blog is never bad news, todays top story is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I'm sure many of you know, there is a huge group of companies that make their things (like cosmetics) with HOOOOOOOOORIBLE animal testing!!!!!!! This is unnecessary (I am not talking about testing for medical things!) I have found a great group of boycotting, http://www.thepoint.com that is very useful! I have joined a group for this very fact-- http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/against-animal-testing PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!! For once, our boycotting will make a difference! I have also joined one to stop KFC cruelty--http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/tough-love-for-kfc and, being me, another animal rights one to stop bullfighting! http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/combat-bull-fighting-worldwide
Even though you must be an animal rights activist (Or should I post depressing pictures and change you to one??) there are non-animal rights groups, too! Please join and support!!!!
As all us animal-loving tree-huggers know, bad news (As it always seems to be on the animal rights trail!!) comes in splats, not flashes! (Like getting pooped on by a bird!)
Although a new animal rights blog is never bad news, todays top story is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I'm sure many of you know, there is a huge group of companies that make their things (like cosmetics) with HOOOOOOOOORIBLE animal testing!!!!!!! This is unnecessary (I am not talking about testing for medical things!) I have found a great group of boycotting, http://www.thepoint.com that is very useful! I have joined a group for this very fact-- http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/against-animal-testing PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!! For once, our boycotting will make a difference! I have also joined one to stop KFC cruelty--http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/tough-love-for-kfc and, being me, another animal rights one to stop bullfighting! http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/combat-bull-fighting-worldwide
Even though you must be an animal rights activist (Or should I post depressing pictures and change you to one??) there are non-animal rights groups, too! Please join and support!!!!
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